Spike is immortal! Unless...someone...stakes him. Or...he goes out in the sun. Or...THE DOCTOR IS MOSTLY IMMORTAL. UM, UM. *casts around desperately*

I just have bad luck with all fictional people, boyfriend or no. I like them and it curses them. Aside from the whole Remus-and-Tonks issue, look at Dean Priest! Or Charlie! I AM A DESTRUCTIVE INFLUENCE! *weeps*