I'm hoping someone will, like, knock over a bunch of CDs, and Edward will be all "THESE ARE NO LONGER ALPHABETISED. AND ALSO YOU CRACKED THE COVER OF THIS JOSHUA RADIN, YOU CRETIN. PICK IT UP." and have to climb out of the poster to go fix them and THEN HE WILL STOP WATCHING ME ALL DAY?

Sooo, Banui... You *have* read Growing Up Cullen (http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/tag/creative+endeavors:+growing+up+cullen), y/y?