Heh, I imagine me being drunk would be rather similar to me being mostly asleep (usually in church) and devoutly pretending not to be, with the hallucinations of Being Completely Sober and trying to talk sensibly about something Important in order to convince everyone around that I am DEFINITELY OKAY THANKS and discovering later that I was babbling complete nonsense. ...Why do I need to get drunk when I do that all the time anyway? ;p

And while many people seem to enjoy themselves while drunk, do they really enjoy it afterwards? It just seems like such a silly reason to potentially embarrass or endanger oneself. I have been to many music festivals. Noticeably intoxicated people are BLOODY IRRITATING. :p