Eep, building furniture is especially terrifying to me as I spent several hot and miserable hours trying to put together some cheap cabinets with instructions that were clearly translated from Japanese to English with a computer or something. There should probably be an entire box of ice cream bars when furniture is involved!

I'm a bit mystified about the glasses being behind the dresser, though. A long while ago, I developed a rule: if it's missing, it's under the bed.

Exactly! Especially as I can't think of any reason they would be behind the dresser anyway. I thought sure they'd be under the bed, since a) everything else is, and b) I frequently do stupid things like leave them on one end of my very large mattress while I sleep. Not at the foot, which is closer to the dresser, as that would require even more initiative and bodily movement than putting them on the bedside trunk where they belong. :p