STOOOOP. You're making me want to write deeply weird fanfiction. Weirder than prose retellings of Eliot poems.
Or the veil permanently unaged him to his mental age. *snerk* No, actually, that would be a great theory. It doesn't explain why he's in America, unless the Ministry uses the curtain as a secret portal to America so they can...um...shop at Hot Topic? *imagines punk-goth!Cornelius Fudge* Er. Never mind. Anyway, Sirius goes through Secret America Curtain, and the Ministry won't let him come back because...er...the Secret America Curtain is illegal?
Eurgh. My mind hurts from hypothesising so early in the evening. (Really--sometimes I can't think at all until nine or ten at night. Soon afterwards, I am forced to betake myself to bed. This explains why I never get anything done.)
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Or the veil permanently unaged him to his mental age.
*snerk* No, actually, that would be a great theory. It doesn't explain why he's in America, unless the Ministry uses the curtain as a secret portal to America so they can...um...shop at Hot Topic? *imagines punk-goth!Cornelius Fudge* Er. Never mind. Anyway, Sirius goes through Secret America Curtain, and the Ministry won't let him come back because...er...the Secret America Curtain is illegal?
Eurgh. My mind hurts from hypothesising so early in the evening. (Really--sometimes I can't think at all until nine or ten at night. Soon afterwards, I am forced to betake myself to bed. This explains why I never get anything done.)