another good reason not to scan ff.net

[ontology]

HELP ME I JUST READ TRAUMATISING EMILY OF NEW MOON FIC. SOMEONE GIVE ME A COOKIE AND TELL ME THAT THERE IS STILL GOOD IN HUMANITY.

*whimpers*

Comments

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'm a maintainer and a watcher, and I can post, but I'm not showing up as a member and can't read f-locked entries. Very odd. (I think it needs a bit of time to process information, because I wasn't showing up as a maintainer at first, either.)

I can draw straight lines. Sometimes. If I think about it really hard.

Hee, what's the policy for lost books? You could just, you know, check it out and accidentally "lose" it. :P
I would have to pay for the book. But, you know, ten dollars... Except I already have to pay for a book I lost. Maybe in a few months. ;)

[wanderlight.livejournal.com]

I suck at this communities stuff. Umm... you should have full powers of dictatorship over it now, I think. :)

I can draw straight lines! With a ruler.