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ontology ([personal profile] ontology) wrote2006-12-30 09:53 pm

another good reason not to scan ff.net

HELP ME I JUST READ TRAUMATISING EMILY OF NEW MOON FIC. SOMEONE GIVE ME A COOKIE AND TELL ME THAT THERE IS STILL GOOD IN HUMANITY.

*whimpers*

[identity profile] lady-moriel.livejournal.com 2006-12-31 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
How is that even possible?

I can give you the cookie, but I don't know about the other. I mean, if it's just the fic, you could read my newest fic. Again. 'Cause...it's just a repost and that. But still. Especially since--you probably saw this--one of the most recent mixes on [livejournal.com profile] fanmix was for Tom/Luna. Yes, that Tom and that Luna. I can't even comprehend it. I thought about it for a couple seconds and something in my brain just broke.

[identity profile] faeriemaiden.livejournal.com 2007-01-01 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's certainly possible. *cries* Emily and Teddy were divorced (and there wasn't any scandal about it, either, which there would've been, back then), and Ilse was dead, for no good reason I can find, and Emily had a daughter named Ilse, hitting square on one of my most bothersome pet peeves (next-gen fics in which all of the children are named after characters' parents/best friends/other important people, especially if they died tragically), and then Dean showed up, and he was written all wrong, and Emily had some Sue friend, and it was...TRAUMITISING, OKAY? *fetal position*

Oh, and let's not forget the one Dean-fic that might have been really good except for the implied Dean/Douglas Starr. Yeah. *whimpers* That is wrong on far too many levels to count.

[identity profile] wanderlight.livejournal.com 2007-01-01 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Dean/Douglas Starr

*brain totally explodes, in the worst possible way*

[identity profile] faeriemaiden.livejournal.com 2007-01-02 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Exactly. I think part of me died when I read that.