'Cos people are idiots and I am wonderful; that's why. :D Seriously, my cousin's got a Hermione Barbie (I remember the Christmas she got it, too; I think we were eleven or so and I was still in my 'HARRY POTTER IS EVIL OMG' stage and was sort of morbidly fascinated by it), and Tonks lends herself so perfectly to toy gimmicks.

I'm over here writing Babysitting!Snape!crack, so am a bit busy at the mo'. *grins somewhat maniacally*

OH NELLE YOU ARE NOT. *pretends to be shocked and stunned* What have I done?