the absolute truth
I had an amusing experience during my trip to The Other Side Of The State Of Pennsylvania last month, which I had absolutely no one to share with at the time, and promptly forgot about.
In other news, I dissected a horrifically large frog yesterday. Also, I am nearly finished with what wasn't supposed to be an impromptu essay on my opinions on romantic relationships in the modern-day (I'll give you a hint: I'm rather negative about the whole business), but seems to be turning into one anyway.