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Bartholomew-the-not-quite-kitten has been getting high on catnip lately and rolling about on the floor pawing at a) things which are not there, b) his bit of scratching cardboard, or c) us, not to mention embracing his scratcher and otherwise acting like a kitten whose sense has gone away without leave. This is especially funny as Roscoe, the Alpha Cat, has never been particularly drawn to catnip, although he has been exhibiting kitteny behaviour lately, such as wildly chasing tin-foil balls through the house, and, not satisfied with catching them so easily, sends them flying again, as he goes flying himself.

Speaking of cats, you'd think bagels are safe, right? You would. I mean, we're used to covering food carefully and not leaving it on the table or suffering Dire Consequences if we do (Heidi left a plate of meat in the middle of the table a few weeks ago when she didn't finish eating before we had to visit Mum in the hospital: when we returned, the plate was upside down on a chair, the dinner roll had tumbled onto the floor, and the meat was so very gone that there was a hole through the paper plate), but we don't necessarily worry about protecting our bagels. Well, we got a dozen bagels from Panera (♥!!) when we were in Pittsburgh visiting Leandra yesterday (read Mum's post for more on that), and I had an Asiago cheese one warmed up and sitting on the table whilst I hunted about (futilely, alas) for ham lunchmeat. I heard Bartholomew batting something around, but I didn't pay attention, because he is always batting at something, being a kitten and being curious--but when I finally turned around, there he was with half of my bagel on the floor, nibbling away. I sent him fleeing, and the bagel was saved, but I am still astonished. Cat? Bagel? Really? We do know that he loves cheese, but--really? Bagel

By the by, I'm nearly convinced that this cat is the Doctor in, well...cat form. (Can Time Lords regenerate into cats?) Because, seriously. He is cocky and reckless and also adorable, and, being a cat, is devastatingly intelligent. OMG TEN = ANIMAGUS YAY. 

If he's not the Doctor, maybe he's SIRIUS. I mean, he's black. And cocky. And he exhibits a lot of general Marauder-like traits. Maybe the curtain didn't kill Sirius, it did the next worse thing: turned him into a cat. How embarrassing that would be for Padfoot, you know? :DD
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I. This is probably the most newsworthy, so I'll get it out now because I am feeling charitable and won't leave you lot hanging in suspense: THE BABY IS A GIRL. !!! Mum had an ultrasound...er, several days ago...and it was, according to her and the doctor, very obvious. I...actually forgot to post about this, which is really rotten and scatterbrained of me, but I didn't get on until late that day, and I posted it on my Xanga, and...here, have a whole barrel of excuses; they're on sale today. Anyway, we are quite excited (except Timmy, who was hoping for a brother to even out the pack, but he's coming around), and Mum and I are already having to resist buying cute baby clothes.

II. Our wee kitten's got a name at last, six days after we got him! The trouble was that Dad and the rest of us couldn't agree on a name, and the poor kitten got called 'kitten' for days until Heidi suggested 'Bartholomew', inspired by the Doctor Seuss books Dad had got out for her recently (Bartholomew and the Oobleck; The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins). I like having a long name for a wee kitty, and somehow it suits him, although we may take to calling him Black Bart as well. (And, you know, we could call him Barty, too, which by a long, long stretch of imagination, logic, and fangirlishness could end up as Ten. Which...has just proved me The Ultimate Fangirl, as I am fangirling for a fandom I'm...not technically in, due to variables I can't, unfortunately, control. I'm going to go hide somewhere now.)

III. On the way out of Goodwill this evening, I spotted a man walking a VERY LARGE BLACK DOG. Sirusly Seriously, it was massive. Says Mum: "Oh, that looks like a Newfoundland." Says I: "OMG IT'S SIRIUS. I TOLD YOU HE LIVES IN OUR TOWN." Mum is oddly silent and not leaping jubilantly or attempting to knock the man down and make a run with the dog.

IV. While in Goodwill (a new one to us in a town we happened to be near), I finally found my winter coat. I have a lovely brown tweed dress coat that is simply crying out for a fierce black umbrella, but I can't wear it out all the time (I nearly ruined it bicycling down the highway on a rainy day; the back was horribly mudspattered and we had to take it to the drycleaners', which was when, um, we sort of totalled the car), and it's bedimmed hard to find a nice short coat. I was looking for a pea coat, but this one was just as lovely. (Yes, I look...ill and disgruntled and sort of mentally questionable in these photographs; they were taken with the ruddy flash on.) Also, the scarf? Was once owned by Sirius Black. You know it. (Can't you see him wearing it while motorbiking through the sky?)

V. I might as well get the clothingspam over with, so, um, here are photograph of me gadding about in a couple of dresses, and looking very much as though I need a shower. (Which I did. I took one afterwards.) Here I am in this rose-covered thing that I would wear to a holiday party if I...had a holiday party to go to. Here is this vintage thing with awesome buttons. And here I am in my pathetic go at dressing conservatively (we went to a different church on Sunday, and I was instructed not to worry anyone with lurid colours, striped stockings, or other things that might jump out as Really, Really Odd). Yes, the preening is on purpose. It's a foppish sort of outfit (or foppish vampire, which was what I looked like the last time I wore it, I think). How is this conservative, you may ask? Well, the colours are vivid but subtle (if you can't tell, the jacket is dark sage and the skirt is royal purple and the boots you can't see are burgundy), and...I'm not wearing the hat.

Going to bed now, I promise.
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I saw Padfoot again today, being walked by a large bloke with absolutely no hair at all by the large, tangley hill directly behind my house. He was sniffing something. Perhaps I dropped something? He's trying to find me, I know it. After he finds me, I haven't any idea what he wants to do, seeing as he can't speak while trapped in dog form, and I have no...anything. Especially not tickets to London. (Then again, if Remus lives in my closet...) 

And who's the bald bloke, and how does he play in? (He could be someone completely random that happened to pick a bedraggled-looking dog off the road, but that's not interesting enough!) Are there American Death Eaters? (Um. No.) Or has he noticed the dog's proficiency for crossword puzzles and is exploiting him at fairs and things?

Er. Yes. I have gone quite, quite far off the deep end. I am swimming in the middle of the ocean, practically. But this is the best. conspiracy. theory. ever. (And it wants to be fic. I'm not sure if I'm ready for that yet. *cowers* That, and Ted/Andromeda angst-fluff set to 'All You Need Is Love'. Which I have been humming all day.)

In other news, I have stripey stockings (green and black, and I only just realised what a Slytherin I must look--all in black, except for the stockings!), and the medallion from Pirates of the Caribbean, because I am a geeky fangirl. Soon, I will have black and white and red and white stripey stockings. I also bought an orange-green-yellow-brown plaid scarf that looks like a relic from the seventies (we've pictures of Dad in trousers just like it!), and I will pretend that it used to be Sirius'. Er. 

It is also very nippy and rainy today, and there are beginning to be great splotches of orange on some of the trees, and I have been alternating between Prisoner of Azkaban, Beowulf, and the first volume of Simon Schama's History of Britain all day, which has made for a pretty cheery day.
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I am attempting to come up with something really scintillating and fascinating to write here.

(Drawing a blank.)

So, um, does Sirius Satelite Radio and its alleged omnipresence, omnipotence, and general mind-reading ability (as displayed in the television commercials, albeit discounted) have anything at all to do with my Sirius theories? At all? Because can't you see Sirius thinking one day: "I'm bored. I think I will start a company. With the proceeds, I can probably fund my hunt for the Other Curtain and my other selves." (Businessman!Sirius is an irrationality all its own, so we will just ignore that part. Even if it is desperately amusing.)
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I came to an odd realisation in the middle of the supermarket several days ago, and had to control fits of hysterical snickering. Also, this proves that I have completely lost myself to a conspiracy-theory mentality. Eru save us all.

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I do believe that I am being haunted by the ghost of Sirius Black. 

Of course, that would mean that he is actually dead, and I am still clinging to the hope that he is simply lost, hiding, or stuck. Or something. In any case, he is trying to contact me. I am sure of this. 


In conclusion: yes, he isn't dead. But why is he contacting me? I mean, me, of all people! I can't even drive! If I write about him, it will always be angsty! I own a cat! I don't have enough money to ship him off to England where he belongs and hopefully has god-grandchildren. Or something. (Furthermore, what the bloody plague is he doing in my small, insignificant Pennsylvania town? Twice?)
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I had an amusing experience during my trip to The Other Side Of The State Of Pennsylvania last month, which I had absolutely no one to share with at the time, and promptly forgot about.


In other news, I dissected a horrifically large frog yesterday. Also, I am nearly finished with what wasn't supposed to be an impromptu essay on my opinions on romantic relationships in the modern-day (I'll give you a hint: I'm rather negative about the whole business), but seems to be turning into one anyway.

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