your crack theory of the week

[ontology]

SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE RAVEN KING.

(He's from Yorkshire! He's got black hair! He does magic! IT TOTALLY WORKS.)

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[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. REVENGE FOR, UM. STUFF.

WHY ARE YOU USING AN EIGHT ICON ACK ACK DO YOU WANT ME TO FRIGHTEN MY MOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM BY GLOMPING THE SCREEN AND MAKING FUNNY NOISES?

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

REVENGE FOR WHAT EXACTLY.

WELL OBVIOUSLY THIS IS THE PLAN, ISN'T IT? PROSELYTISATION OF EIGHT == ALWAYS JUSTIFIED.