your crack theory of the week

[ontology]

SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE RAVEN KING.

(He's from Yorkshire! He's got black hair! He does magic! IT TOTALLY WORKS.)

Comments

[psychicnagger.livejournal.com]

The... what?

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

A prominent character (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_raven_king) in Susanna Clarke's fantastic book Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell, which I keep meaning to post about because it is MADE OF AWESOME. :) If you can find a copy, do have a go at it, it's lovely.

[aohdwyn.livejournal.com]

dude, best theory EVER!! =D

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Isn't it, though? *is staggeringly modest* :DD

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

OH PLAGUE CURSE YOU THERE GOES THAT CRUSH ON THE RAVEN KING THAT I'VE HAD FOR TWO YEARS NOW.

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. REVENGE FOR, UM. STUFF.

WHY ARE YOU USING AN EIGHT ICON ACK ACK DO YOU WANT ME TO FRIGHTEN MY MOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM BY GLOMPING THE SCREEN AND MAKING FUNNY NOISES?

[ressie-noldo.livejournal.com]

REVENGE FOR WHAT EXACTLY.

WELL OBVIOUSLY THIS IS THE PLAN, ISN'T IT? PROSELYTISATION OF EIGHT == ALWAYS JUSTIFIED.

[wanderlight.livejournal.com]

Once I get a little further in the book I will know who The Raven King is, other than an Aureate! :D

ISN'T BLUE PARADE JUST WONDERFUL? ♥

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Hurrah, you're reading it! (And yes. Yes, you will.)

[wanderlight.livejournal.com]

I think I could listen to "Twin Moon" and "Narcolepsy Weed" on repeat for the rest of my life. But I have probably said this before.

[mermaidrain.livejournal.com]

OMG! I LOVE your icon! Can I steal it?!?!?!?!?

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Absolutely! Isn't it fantastic? :D It's by paintedxlie.

(I WANT A TARDIS NOW DRAT IT.)