your crack theory of the week

[ontology]

SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE RAVEN KING.

(He's from Yorkshire! He's got black hair! He does magic! IT TOTALLY WORKS.)

Comments

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Hurrah, you're reading it! (And yes. Yes, you will.)

[wanderlight.livejournal.com]

I think I could listen to "Twin Moon" and "Narcolepsy Weed" on repeat for the rest of my life. But I have probably said this before.