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[ontology]

I shall likely regret this later, but I am feeling regretful that I have not written anything at all for Valentine's Day, although thus far I have never managed to write anything in time for a holiday, except for that one magical year I somehow managed to write a fic for Remus' birthday. (And, um, my poor rl friends have not yet got their Christmas presents, and to make that even messier the half-finished documents are trapped on Computer Which Is Currently Ravaged By Virus, which, yeah, I haven't actually mentioned, but it is, and this is the spare, and we are attempting to get it taken care of.) So I am issuing a writing challenge. Have at it. Give me a fandom and a prompt (more than one is permitted, but I might not do both), and I shall write you a ficbit. Try to keep your prompts fairly simple (I mean, if you actually want to see the result, ever) -- which mostly means "not epic or requiring a complicated plot"; i.e. no, I really can't write the story of how the Doctor helped the Faithful escape from Númenor, although I could write a short segment about the Doctor being in Númenor during the fall. You lot know my fandoms fairly well (and, as usual, I might be persuaded to eke out a smattering of original fic, but only if you ask very nicely). And if I don't get to your particular prompt, don't take it personally, as I've a short-term memory resembling not so much a sieve as a veritable hole.

So.