I daresay I would get a lot of visits, working in a bookstore. :P
And, really, he's a vampire bicycle. Seeing as other bicycles tend to be lacking in blood, I reckon he takes to nipping at people instead. That would explain why nobody has ever robbed our garage, and even the cats stopped hiding out in there...
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Date: 2008-10-10 02:34 am (UTC)And, really, he's a vampire bicycle. Seeing as other bicycles tend to be lacking in blood, I reckon he takes to nipping at people instead. That would explain why nobody has ever robbed our garage, and even the cats stopped hiding out in there...