Also, I envy you the fact that your dad can cook. Mine just makes things blow up, most times. My father is a trained pastry chef, and he still makes things blow up. You'd think he'd have the sense to take the twist-tie off a bag of hot dog buns before defrosting them in the microwave. He still insists that the bag was never on fire; very selective memory, I think, because he's always going on about 'those times you nearly set the house on fire', when I only set the cupboards on fire ONCE, and that was YEARS ago. :p
HEEE. A friend of mine has a whole collection of LotR action figures, including a truly magnificant Black Rider + Fell Beast. There's another Black Rider, too, whose name is Quincy. He wants to be a chef. No, do not ask me to explain the reasoning behind this. o.O
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Date: 2007-02-03 11:31 pm (UTC)My father is a trained pastry chef, and he still makes things blow up. You'd think he'd have the sense to take the twist-tie off a bag of hot dog buns before defrosting them in the microwave. He still insists that the bag was never on fire; very selective memory, I think, because he's always going on about 'those times you nearly set the house on fire', when I only set the cupboards on fire ONCE, and that was YEARS ago. :p
HEEE. A friend of mine has a whole collection of LotR action figures, including a truly magnificant Black Rider + Fell Beast. There's another Black Rider, too, whose name is Quincy. He wants to be a chef. No, do not ask me to explain the reasoning behind this. o.O