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Today was odd. I cried watching the inauguration without meaning or expecting to, worked eight hours, was asked out by an Amish bloke, and secured a job.

(I am wary of being at all political in public, especially as my knowledge in most areas is rather lacking, but it was a lovely inauguration, and I liked that President Obama's speech had things in it like "this is what I'm going to do. And also, this is what you have to do.", and while I still have my reservations, if he lives up to the things he said -- especially the bits about cutting through the old ugliness of politics-for-its-own-sake -- then we will be in a good place. Elizabeth Alexander's poem is much better read on the page than when she read it aloud with all of the odd pauses and jolts -- "maybe the mightiest word is love". Oh dear, what is wrong with me? I am not supposed to be a weeper. Except that in the last year I seem to have become one, somehow, without very much warning. Was it only because I had just got out of bed? I didn't even vote for Obama; why am I weeping all over his inauguration? But whatever your opinion of the man, the fact that an African American is president now, when, only a few generations ago, African Americans couldn't go to the same schools as whites, is awe-inspiring.

I'm still not sure of him myself: but I am willing to be hopeful. Hope is a bit contagious that way.)

And then I went to work for eight hours, because someone had been unable to work the evening shift, and because I am ridiculously helpful and curse myself afterwards every time, I agreed to take over. Well, it wasn't as horrible as it could have been, I suppose: less dead than the last time I worked a double shift. I sang a lot -- I've finally learnt all the words to "Hopeful Hearts" (I'm in a very Sarah Slean sort of mood these days) just in time to get "Lonely Side of the Moon" stuck in my head, and that's a really lovely song to feel in your throat, too, but I've only got the first verse down. And I had a lunch break -- it was three-thirty, which was sort of irritating, as I was hoping for it to be rather later and more convenient for dinner and cutting my working time in half, but I had a sandwich and pudding (!) from Mum, and cheered myself up by buying a bottle of my very favourite Cherries & Cream soda, and I may have kind of waltzed to Ben Sollee in the back room.

Near the dregs of the evening, a young Amish fellow turned up in the kiosk, wandered around a lot, and eventually bought a calendar with Big Shiny Cars on. He did not talk to me, except to ask the price of something, I think, and he made a comment about the weather. Then he went away. Then he came back and wandered around aimlessly some more. And then he came up to my register, turned to me, and asked, "Are you married?"

I said, in the sort of voice that comes out of the vocal chords of the profoundly perplexed, "No-o ... "

"Would you go out with me?" he said.

I didn't mean to step hastily backwards, and when I blurted, "I DON'T DATE," it wasn't meant to sound shocked and faintly terrified, but I am afraid that I did not do as well as I might have otherwise hoped.

He went away (yes, just like that), leaving me to laugh hysterically into my shawl -- not the sort of laughter that signifies anything being funny, but the kind of breathless relieved laughter that consumes one when something deeply bizarre has just occured.

(In retrospect, as I am wearing my great-grandmother's engagement ring anyway, I will say "Absolutely!" the next time my marital status is asked after. Anyway Mrs Wyndham-Pryce is very catchy, no? ... Shut up.)

I have yet to have been flirted with or asked out by a bloke possessing more attractive qualities than the ability to walk on two feet. One had polka-dotted hair (no, really, he said it was a home-dye job gone wrong) and attempted to flirt with me by asking if I had read Twilight, or Nicholas Sparks (perhaps to his knowledge these are the only books girls read?), and commented that my brilliantly red hair was a weird colour for a homeschooler. Another looked to be emulating Kurt Cobain and mostly complained about the town at me while I was very cool and distant until he finally went away. A proper eccentric I mightn't mind -- I like eccentrics; I am one -- but no, I am plagued by weird people. -- Although perhaps the intelligent young men of this world respect other people too much to causally ask out strangers? It is a better thought than "I ATTRACT LUNATICS", anyway.

* * *

And the best news of the day: I AM A BOOKSELLER NOW. I have the rest of the month off, and then store hours in February! (Actually, I have store hours tomorrow, because it is the last kiosk day, and according to my co-worker the kiosk will be well torn down by the time I arrive at one thirty tomorrow.) I CAN INTRODUCE PEOPLE TO BOOKS. And before very long I should get to have my own slot on the Employee Recommendations display! And I don't have to give up my book discounts and getting to borrow books and I haven't got to look for a new job in the cold and I HAVE A JOB IN A BOOKSTORE. FOR REAL THIS TIME. :D :D :D

Date: 2009-01-21 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] charismitaine.livejournal.com
Yaaay! Congratulations on the job! (also on the time off! Time off is good).

Perhaps your town is full of weirdos? Or perhaps it is the mall. Malls seem to draw out the weirdos among us....

If I meet a proper eccentric, however, (that is, a proper eccentric other than my Uncle Allan, who is Very Properly Eccentric but and also in his sixties--imagine the two men from Secondhand Lions being one person. That person is my Uncle Allan) I shall send him your way.

Date: 2009-01-21 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trolliepop.livejournal.com
Your Amish Boy story is now officially my new favorite thing in the whole wide world. ♥♥♥

Date: 2009-01-21 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faeriemaiden.livejournal.com
Ahaha, I forgot the best part. On coming home:

MY FATHER: Great news!
MY MOTHER: What?
ME: [expects he's going to say something about my job]
MY FATHER: JOLENE GOT ASKED OUT BY AN AMISH BOY!

MY LIFE IS SO WEIRD.

Date: 2009-01-21 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyeyedpixie.livejournal.com
Oh, that's hilarious~

Date: 2009-01-21 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spockodile.livejournal.com
Oh, excellent! :D

Date: 2009-01-21 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faeriemaiden.livejournal.com
By 'excellent', I really hope you mean 'Jolene got a bookseller job!', and not 'Jolene was asked out by an Amish guy!', because if it is the latter, your dinner privelleges are about to be revoked FOREVER. ;p

Date: 2009-01-21 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barefoottomboy.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, I love your Amish Boy story! (I'm guessing he was going through rumspringa? What with the Big Shiny Car calendar, and the asking out girls and all...)

And hooray for the bookseller job!!!

*TOSSES CONFETTI WITH GLEEFULLY CAPSLOCKED ABANDON*

:D :D :D


Date: 2009-01-21 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greyeyedpixie.livejournal.com
Congrats on the job~ :)
Sounds perfect for you.

You know, your story about the Amish guy reminded me of some interesting people that asked me out when I worked at the college library...ages ago.
Those type of situations make for very interesting stories~

Date: 2009-01-27 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-moriel.livejournal.com
Ahahaha, oh dear...I just skimmed over your icon and for a second I thought it said "Mr. Darcy just loved panties."

Date: 2009-01-21 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tobie-rosemary.livejournal.com
Yay jobs! :D

Hehe ... the Amish guy must be in the middle of his year of the world, which I forget what it's called, but ... I bet he is. :) He wants to date an English girl!

Date: 2009-01-21 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goddessreason.livejournal.com
Dear me, I wonder if that was one of the Amish fellows my dad knows. I should ask him :P

Date: 2009-01-21 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningstarsxe.livejournal.com
Yay!! I'm so happy you get the job. ^_^

As for being asked out by an Amish guy...that's just...wow. Wow.

Date: 2009-01-22 12:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderlight.livejournal.com
YAY YAY YAY FOR BOOKSELLER BANUI! :D ♥!

Date: 2009-01-22 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] airys1.livejournal.com
Congratulations on the job in the bookstore!!

Date: 2009-01-22 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-moriel.livejournal.com
*CHEERS*

I didn't actually watch the inauguration because I didn't want to get up early and frankly tend to get bored stiff by such things (I'm a terrible citizen, really...), but I'm thinking more or less the same things--I didn't vote for Obama, but I still think maybe he'll be able to take us in the right direction, and I really am proud of my country for finally electing a black president. Even if I didn't help do it.

Ahahaha, best story ever. I've only been asked out by losers, but at least I didn't have an Amish kid hit on me.

Date: 2009-01-22 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prima-donna87.livejournal.com
So I came across your LJ through my friend everydayjoy and could not help but laugh at your post about a Amish guy hitting on you.Well at least it gives you a funny story,I mean how many people can claim to having that?

I think the guy who asked you if you liked Nicholas Sparks or Twilight would of gotten farther had he said Jane Austen or C.S. Lewis.:)

So you are going to work at a bookstore? That is so cool,I envy you as I would love to work at one,but then I would not get any work done.:)

Date: 2009-01-27 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faeriemaiden.livejournal.com
Hee! I am constantly on the lookout for funny stories as without them I might be a great deal more of a grouchy person. ;)

I have wanted to work in a bookstore all of my life! Even when I didn't know it, I am sure that I did! So I am very very excited, and hope that I don't stop in the middle of shelving to take down titles and things. (But also! I have Job Benefits, which include being able to borrow books!! I would work here just for that, but I get to handle books all day, too!)

Date: 2009-01-22 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] travellers-home.livejournal.com
Hooray! and congratulations!

*does a little happydance* :D

Also, I had to laugh at the Amish boy... I've only been asked out once, in a roundabout way, and I didn't even realize what the chap meant... I thought he was just making conversation by asking me if I had plans for the evening. I said yes, and told him I was going on a trail ride with my sisters and our horses, and went merrily on my way. Teehee!

Date: 2009-01-27 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] faeriemaiden.livejournal.com
I think it is entirely likely that I have been flirted with more times than I noticed. :p (When I do notice IT IS ALWAYS COMPLETE NUTTERS. :p) At least I can say that I have improved since the time a complete stranger I happened to cross paths with on the way home from the library asked me if I 'had a phone number' and I said 'I DON'T KNOW' and ran into the sweetshop I had been about to enter and peered nervously out the window until he left!

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