someone talk sense into me!
Feb. 21st, 2008 10:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ontologySo, I have a confession to make.
I have a massive, irrational, insurmountable crush on Spike.
This goes contrary to all logic! I don't fancy the bad boy character! (shut up, the Master does not count. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF THE SLEEVES AND THE CAPE AND THE CRAZY AND THE JOHN SIMM WHO IS A NEIL GAIMAN FANBOY AND IT WAS A BRIEF FLING ANYWAY WHAT I AM NOT IN DENIAL GO AWAY.) I mostly fancy side characters anyway! I rarely find blond men attractive! Especially blond men who aren't even naturally blond! I go for the awkward tragic bookish sorts with weird senses of nobility; just look at my fictional boyfriend list! Statistically, I should be fancying Giles! (Well, I do, a bit. But that's beside the point.) IT'S ALL WRONG, I TELL YOU! IT'S THE PRETTY ACCENT PUTTING A GLAMOUR OVER ME! AND THE CHEEKBONES! AND THE SWIRLY LEATHER COAT OF AWESOME AND WIN. I AM INNOCENT IN THIS. I AM A FLY CAUGHT IN A SPIDER'S WEB OF...STUFF.
SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
I have a massive, irrational, insurmountable crush on Spike.
This goes contrary to all logic! I don't fancy the bad boy character! (shut up, the Master does not count. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF THE SLEEVES AND THE CAPE AND THE CRAZY AND THE JOHN SIMM WHO IS A NEIL GAIMAN FANBOY AND IT WAS A BRIEF FLING ANYWAY WHAT I AM NOT IN DENIAL GO AWAY.) I mostly fancy side characters anyway! I rarely find blond men attractive! Especially blond men who aren't even naturally blond! I go for the awkward tragic bookish sorts with weird senses of nobility; just look at my fictional boyfriend list! Statistically, I should be fancying Giles! (Well, I do, a bit. But that's beside the point.) IT'S ALL WRONG, I TELL YOU! IT'S THE PRETTY ACCENT PUTTING A GLAMOUR OVER ME! AND THE CHEEKBONES! AND THE SWIRLY LEATHER COAT OF AWESOME AND WIN. I AM INNOCENT IN THIS. I AM A FLY CAUGHT IN A SPIDER'S WEB OF...STUFF.
SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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Date: 2008-02-22 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-22 06:35 am (UTC)How far have you got now? And what'd Spike have to go and get MOAR DEPTH for, anyway? It only makes it worse. First he was just my favourite television villain ever, because he was fun and had a pretty coat and was psychotic but not flat and I liked his relationship with Drusilla (and the Evil Thing Of Doom's comment in "Surprise" that the two of them stunk of humanity -- "you share affection and jealousy"). And then he went to Buffy for help in "Becoming, Part II", and had that moment of almost-compassion ("God, he's gonna kill her", and then he shakes it off and leaves), and then there was "Lover's Walk" and pouring out his troubles to Mrs Summers over cocoa, and then there was S4, and...I'm gone. I'm completely lost. It's hopeless. Oh dear. I may need to take to cocoa myself.