someone talk sense into me!

[ontology]

So, I have a confession to make.

I have a massive, irrational, insurmountable crush on Spike.

This goes contrary to all logic! I don't fancy the bad boy character! (shut up, the Master does not count. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF THE SLEEVES AND THE CAPE AND THE CRAZY AND THE JOHN SIMM WHO IS A NEIL GAIMAN FANBOY AND IT WAS A BRIEF FLING ANYWAY WHAT I AM NOT IN DENIAL GO AWAY.) I mostly fancy side characters anyway! I rarely find blond men attractive! Especially blond men who aren't even naturally blond! I go for the awkward tragic bookish sorts with weird senses of nobility; just look at my fictional boyfriend list! Statistically, I should be fancying Giles! (Well, I do, a bit. But that's beside the point.) IT'S ALL WRONG, I TELL YOU! IT'S THE PRETTY ACCENT PUTTING A GLAMOUR OVER ME! AND THE CHEEKBONES! AND THE SWIRLY LEATHER COAT OF AWESOME AND WIN. I AM INNOCENT IN THIS. I AM A FLY CAUGHT IN A SPIDER'S WEB OF...STUFF.

SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

Comments

[builtofsorrow.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure it's a Marsters thing.

He's just. You know. -hides-

[last-archangel.livejournal.com]

*pats hand* It was bound to happen sooner or later, honey. You're young, you have to go through the bad boy phase; just be glad he's fictional and won't give you problems!

In short: enjoy it.

[lady-moriel.livejournal.com]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm rather liking Spike in a "you are such a psycho, but my gosh you're entertaining and, okay, kind of sexy" way, and I'm not even as far through the series as you are. I still like Angel better, but then I liked Spike better than Angelus, whatever that means.

[bonny-kathryn.livejournal.com]

Just wait for season seven . . . muhahaha!

[dark-vanessa.livejournal.com]

Let me extend a gloomy welcome to the club. I can't understand it either.
I'm curious: what happens when it's too late?

[mermaidrain.livejournal.com]

I think you will find a perfectly rational explanation for liking Spike once you hit his background story. And then LORD will you be laughing. ;)

[suangelita.livejournal.com]

AAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

I dreamed about him. Last night. It was a very very vivid dream. He was there. I first saw him in a swimming pool (he had a good chest in that dream... ACK.). Then I realized I was Buffy. He'd come over to my house last night in the rain, and I washed and dried and ironed and pressed his wet clothes for him. And then, we were going to get married, except really seriously. Not like in "Something Blue". But really truly of our own free minds. And Giles and Willow were mad at me and were coming after me with barbed wire. And I was just smitten with Spike. It was so weird....

And the weirder part is... I like Angel TONS more than Spike, and when I dreamed about Angel, he was only helping to get Roberto and I married.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH.

What is WRONG with me?!?

[suangelita.livejournal.com]

OH! OH! OH!!!!!

OMG!!! Sarah Michelle Gellar was asked to be Yvaine in Stardust, but she turned it down to spend more time with her husband!!!


SHE WAS ALMOST YVAINE!!!! AAAHHH!

[safebox.livejournal.com]

I am laughing at you a lot right now. Just so you know.

Mwahahahaha!

[take-a-sadsong.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOODNESS. YOU HAVE LITERAY BOYFRIENDS, TOO? AND A LIST! JUST LIKE ME? THAT IS AWESOME! See, I thought I was some sort of hormonal geek (which I thought was bizarre, since I thought it was oxymoronic. or something), but you too? I don't feel half so bad.

But my list is probably a lot more teenagery than your's. You know, consisting of Calvin O'Keefe, an older version of Edmund Pevensie, Widge from Shakespeare Stealer, and a few others. All this time, thinking I'm the only one. :P

Anyway. YOU SHOULD NOT LIKE SPIKE. MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER SEEN BUFFY. so, um. you know. REMUS LUPIN IS BETTER, DEAD OR ALIVE. xD

So yeah. :)