someone talk sense into me!

[ontology]

So, I have a confession to make.

I have a massive, irrational, insurmountable crush on Spike.

This goes contrary to all logic! I don't fancy the bad boy character! (shut up, the Master does not count. THAT WAS THE FAULT OF THE SLEEVES AND THE CAPE AND THE CRAZY AND THE JOHN SIMM WHO IS A NEIL GAIMAN FANBOY AND IT WAS A BRIEF FLING ANYWAY WHAT I AM NOT IN DENIAL GO AWAY.) I mostly fancy side characters anyway! I rarely find blond men attractive! Especially blond men who aren't even naturally blond! I go for the awkward tragic bookish sorts with weird senses of nobility; just look at my fictional boyfriend list! Statistically, I should be fancying Giles! (Well, I do, a bit. But that's beside the point.) IT'S ALL WRONG, I TELL YOU! IT'S THE PRETTY ACCENT PUTTING A GLAMOUR OVER ME! AND THE CHEEKBONES! AND THE SWIRLY LEATHER COAT OF AWESOME AND WIN. I AM INNOCENT IN THIS. I AM A FLY CAUGHT IN A SPIDER'S WEB OF...STUFF.

SOMEONE STOP ME BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

Comments

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Too pretty for this world? Cos, yeah, pretty much. D:

UNIVERSE WHY DO YOU HATE ME. (and seeing as how my last fictional boyfriend died...you know what, I just mess up fictional people. they're either already weird, or they get weird. oh dear.)

[builtofsorrow.livejournal.com]

Not exactly the phrase I was thinking of, but um. It works. -hides some more- :D

ARE YOU IMPLYING THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH WEIRD PEOPLE?!? -griins- You should just fall in love with someone immortal, like Captain Jack Harkness. -cuddles him-

[faeriemaiden.livejournal.com]

Spike is immortal! Unless...someone...stakes him. Or...he goes out in the sun. Or...THE DOCTOR IS MOSTLY IMMORTAL. UM, UM. *casts around desperately*

I just have bad luck with all fictional people, boyfriend or no. I like them and it curses them. Aside from the whole Remus-and-Tonks issue, look at Dean Priest! Or Charlie! I AM A DESTRUCTIVE INFLUENCE! *weeps*

[builtofsorrow.livejournal.com]

JACK IS ENTIRELY IMMORTAL, SO THERE. (Though he is also very taken, and also I am currently in love as well with someone who isundead. So.) I am only somewhat nervous about this, as I am sure Eleven will be equally as brilliant; also David Tennant is entirely too brilliant to be locked into Doctor Who his whole career. (Speaking of which, I keep meaning to tell you that you should see He Knew He Was Right, the main storyline of which is pretty much ridiculous and kind of annoying, but DAVID TENNANT IS A VICAR AND LO HE IS VERY PRETTY AND AWKWARD.

Thanks to the Doctor, Remus and Tonks are happily alive and raising Teddy, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! -covers ears and hums- Still. I feel your pain. Look at Walter Blythe! -cuddles you comfortingly & feeds you cake-